Witch, Genie, Nymph and Succubus

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be? ~ Dude. I’d change people’s need to be selfish. It’s healthy to be competitive and take care of yourself, but being greedy ain’t. That includes me.

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for? ~ Man. I can’t even think of this. Anything that can be changed isn’t guaranteed to not change again.

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself? ~ I’m really terrible at standing up/sitting so I just… kinda stay in my bed. And exercise myself on my bed and I’m really sleep deprived but I can’t sleep easily. I’m not really loud but I talk to myself, I talk to my computer, I talk to my books. I like watching ladies do their beauty care regimens, there’s something mesmerizing about it, so I just watch a bunch of videos about that. And I love reading wikis on any kind of subject sooooo I also do that. A lot.

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without? ~ COMPUTER.

monster asks!!!
Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
birdmafia:

summary of the entire comic

birdmafia:

summary of the entire comic

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dixie-chicken:

  • Marvel Loki is not Norse Loki
  • Marvel Loki is not Norse Loki
  • MARVEL LOKI IS NOT NORSE LOKI
  • Norse Loki is a complex character with complex motivations who serves an important purpose in the pantheon and mythology
  • Marvel Loki is a genocidal bag of dicks who murders innocent people because he wants attention, and if he looked as creepy in the movies as he used to in the comics instead of being played by Tom Hiddleston you wouldn’t even care
jenellelynn:

axonsandsynapses:

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creatingaquietmind:

the speech impediment of the 21st century (by Marc Johns)

I’ll fuck you up buddy this is not a speech impediment it’s linguistic evolution!! the existence of the phrase “Aisha was like” allows the speaker to convey whatever Aisha said without making the listener assume they’re quoting Aisha directly while still maintaining the FEELING of what Aisha said.
ie, Aisha said she didn’t want to go out with me VERSUS Aisha was like, “I’d rather kiss a Wookie”.
the addition of “XYZ was like” lets the speaker be more expressive and efficient and it is a totally valid method of communicating information!!

With the way language has evolved, this is one of the few ways I can even think of to express in casual conversation what someone said. 
"So I said to Aisha," is certainly used, but if you remove the "so," which implies casual tone ("and" can be used in the same way), you get
"I said to Aisha," which is really formal in most English dialects/variations. I don’t know about all, but in New England dialects, you sound like you’re reading aloud from a novel.
"I told Aisha," is really only used when you continue to describe, not tell, what you told her. Ex: "I told Aisha that James was too punk for her" works while, "I told Aisha, ‘James is too punk for you’" crosses the line back into formalness of the "I said."
Things like “I asked” or “I answered [with]” are similar levels of casual and efficient to the “So, I said [or say, as many conversations about the past take place in present tense anyway, as if the speaker is giving a play-by-play in the moment]” but are specific to only certain situations. 
"I was like, 'Marc Johns, what is your obsession with restoring archaic speech patterns and interfering with the natural progression of English from complex to efficient?'" envelopes all of these easily and is accessible and crisp, and allows for more variations on inflection than the others.
Of course, James is probably like, “I already fucking said that.” But eh, I tried adding on.

#linguistics #a.k.a. how I learned to stop worrying and love the evolution of the English language without being a discriminatory elitist jerk (via crystalandrock)

Language is so awesome


LINGUISTICS, BIATCH

jenellelynn:

axonsandsynapses:

yuletidekarkat:

dannygayhealani:

creatingaquietmind:

the speech impediment of the 21st century (by Marc Johns)

I’ll fuck you up buddy this is not a speech impediment it’s linguistic evolution!! the existence of the phrase “Aisha was like” allows the speaker to convey whatever Aisha said without making the listener assume they’re quoting Aisha directly while still maintaining the FEELING of what Aisha said.

ie, Aisha said she didn’t want to go out with me VERSUS Aisha was like, “I’d rather kiss a Wookie”.

the addition of “XYZ was like” lets the speaker be more expressive and efficient and it is a totally valid method of communicating information!!

With the way language has evolved, this is one of the few ways I can even think of to express in casual conversation what someone said. 

"So I said to Aisha," is certainly used, but if you remove the "so," which implies casual tone ("and" can be used in the same way), you get

"I said to Aisha," which is really formal in most English dialects/variations. I don’t know about all, but in New England dialects, you sound like you’re reading aloud from a novel.

"I told Aisha," is really only used when you continue to describe, not tell, what you told her. Ex: "I told Aisha that James was too punk for her" works while, "I told Aisha, ‘James is too punk for you’" crosses the line back into formalness of the "I said."

Things like “I asked” or “I answered [with]” are similar levels of casual and efficient to the “So, I said [or say, as many conversations about the past take place in present tense anyway, as if the speaker is giving a play-by-play in the moment]” but are specific to only certain situations. 

"I was like, 'Marc Johns, what is your obsession with restoring archaic speech patterns and interfering with the natural progression of English from complex to efficient?'" envelopes all of these easily and is accessible and crisp, and allows for more variations on inflection than the others.

Of course, James is probably like, “I already fucking said that.” But eh, I tried adding on.

  (via crystalandrock)

Language is so awesome

LINGUISTICS, BIATCH

cherry-blog:

OOTD: All my birds.

Birds!

cherry-blog:

OOTD: All my birds.

Birds!

Because we also like to indulge in outfitting mischief. Since birds have a definite liking to Cherry, the swallows attached themselves to her. Also, I always seem to draw Cherry a lot taller than she actually is. My mistake.

Because we also like to indulge in outfitting mischief. Since birds have a definite liking to Cherry, the swallows attached themselves to her. Also, I always seem to draw Cherry a lot taller than she actually is. My mistake.

thesupernerdishere:

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